Colin: A title sequence! All good sitcoms need a title sequence… and a good theme tune.
And that’s where you come in! If you’re a musically minded person, help us out! Feel free to take these lyrics and craft them into a theme tune however you see fit. Send them to email@example.com and we’ll showcase our favourites, which will most likely be any ones we receive – giving you instant kudos! Instant kudos, can you believe it?